Everybody has sex now. When I was a kid only women had sex and you had to
get it from them. We got a battery-powered sexual aid. Actually, a
flashlight. When I was performing she would wave it back and forth to
create an illusion of motion.
-- Tony Stone
get it from them. We got a battery-powered sexual aid. Actually, a
flashlight. When I was performing she would wave it back and forth to
create an illusion of motion.
-- Tony Stone
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