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• And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee, "Who kilt thee?
  ell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!...
• This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody Anybody and Nobody.
  There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it....
• Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it. -- Pohl's Law
• Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.