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• Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Will Rogers, homespun philosophe
• An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. -- Will Roge
• Her tears her only eloquence. -- Roge
• Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up. -- Will Roge
• I only know what I read in the papers. -- Will Roge
• Women are just like men, only different.
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  "Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with," the Mock Turtle replied...
• It is disgusting to note the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects and the amount of money that goes out of the country in consequence.
  Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented....