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• Lemar's Parking Postulate: If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.
• Vice President Dan Quayle is parking in handicapped spaces in Washington, and has not yet been arrested or given a ticket!
• A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the same man who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for Handicapped spaces.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• A Los Angeles ordinance forbids a person to have a hippopotamus in his possession.
• Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permi
• Los Angeles is a great place. Where else can you smell the air and see it coming at you at the same time?
  You want to see blue water you have to look in the toilet bowl. -- Jackie Gayle...
• Los Angeles Pachyderms: L.A. Fu
• All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.
  -- Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaste...
• Perhaps there is no life after death...There's just Los Angeles.