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• And to bring in a new word by the head and shoulders, they leave out the old one.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. v...
• Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus! Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
  Burns: Oh, my, no! I'm Monty Burns. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• hrough the intercom] Attention, everybody... um...
  oh... uh... Work harder, bye!...
• Now tell me: can a man love anyone who hates himself?
  Can he be in harmony with someone else if he's divided in himself, or bring anyone pleasure if he's only a disagreeable nuisance to himself?...
• I never knew so young a body with so old a head. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iv, Sc.
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• Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw ...
• If a rock falls on your head it does positive harm, but shame, disgrace, reproaches, and insults are damaging only in so far as you're conscious of them.
  -- Erasmu...
• I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. -- Steve Marti