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Drink, Drink, Drink, and be ill tonight. -- Morrisey
Drinking and driving do not mix. Besides, even when you are just sitting in the car, the gasoline tastes terrible.
Drinking can be hazardous to your health.
Drinking doesn't drown your troubles, it simply irrigates them.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
-- Robert Benchley...
DRINKING: No falling down. No puking-unless to empty the stomach in order to continue drinking.
No slurring of words. Tell a few war stories: "See that scar?...
Drinking potions of booze may land you in jail if you are under 21.
Drink injures a person internally, externally and eternally.
Drink like a fish. Try to get legless. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake.
-- New Testament -- 1 Timothy v, 23...

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