DRINKING: No falling down. No puking-unless to empty
the stomach in order to continue drinking. No slurring
of words. Tell a few war stories: "See that scar? I
was in 'Nam and I ate a grenade and it blew up in my
colon." If your aim is off due to alcohol, it's
acceptable to punch someone in the head or solar
plexus.
-- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?"
the stomach in order to continue drinking. No slurring
of words. Tell a few war stories: "See that scar? I
was in 'Nam and I ate a grenade and it blew up in my
colon." If your aim is off due to alcohol, it's
acceptable to punch someone in the head or solar
plexus.
-- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?"
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