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• Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question.
  -- Lt. Henry Mon, USAF, circa 1961...
• May gold be discovered on your land the day before you find out that the land isn't really yours.
• 11. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• Say, you sure are drinking a lot.
• You are heading for a land of sunshine.
• Spock: "Yet you are pumping him full of your noxious potions, as if he were a human.
  -- "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", Stardate 5730.6....
• If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
  .. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...