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Don't do anything you wouldn't be willing to explain on television. -- Arjay Mille
Don't do blue. -- Red Skelto
Don't document the program; program the document.
Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
-- John Hardwick...
Don't Do It" by Yul B. Sawry -- Booktip of the month
Don't do it. -- The First Rule of Program Optimization Don't do it yet.
-- The Second Rule of Program Optimization (For experts only) -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep....
Don't do that, then!: [from an old doctor's office joke about a patient with a trivial complaint] Stock response to a user complaint.
When I type control-S, the whole system comes to a hal...
Don't do things half-assed. If a thing is worth doing at all, it's worth doing as well as you can possibly do it.
Pick out something you think is worthwhile and do it or work at it with passion. D...
Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age...
Don't do this at home - do it at someone else's!

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