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Don't dream it! Be it! -- Frank N. Furte
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail! -- Bryan Michael Wend
Don't eat too many almonds; they add weight to the breasts. -- Colette
Don't edit reality for the sake of simplicity.
Don't embarrass us." "Have I ever?" -- Buckaroo Banzai and Perfect Tommy in BUCKAROO BANZAI
Don't engage in arguments, but if cornered, ask an irrelevant question and lean back with a satisfied grin while your opponent tries to figure out what's going on - then quickly change the subject.
Don't even think of parking here! -- Sign outside the Jailhouse in Orofino, Idaho.
Don't ever become a pessimist, Ira; a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun -- and neither can stop the march of events.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love...
Don't ever forget to remember that double negatives are a no no and you don't never use them.

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