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Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are.
-- Jack Handey...
Don't ever have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.
Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.
-- Josh Billing...
Don't ever prophesy -- unless you know. -- James Lowell
Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -- Don Herold
Don't ever speak more clearly than you think... -- Attributed to Neils Boh
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up. -- G.K. Chesterto
Don't ever tell anyone they ain't free, 'cos they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' just to prove they are.
-- Terry Southern (script for Easy Rider)...
Don't everyone thank me at once.
Don't fall before you're pushed. -- English Proverb

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