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• People in hell--where do they tell people to go? -- Red Skelto
• I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'. -- Red Skelto
• A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school.
  He said, "I've been going for three months." I said, "How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?...
• Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. -- Red Skelto
• How can a kid 10 years old find a dope pusher and the FBI can't? -- Red Skelto
• I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise. -- Red Skelto
• Let's Get Out of the Wheat Field, Honey, We're Going Against the Grain. -- Red Skelto
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