Don't Do Things Like Have Smelly, Green Sneakers. You Might Get Attention, But Attention Ain't The Same Thing As Love.

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Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get
attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you
-- Alonzo, age 9