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• Shake your hips and hope for the best.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Camille, age 9...
• One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
  French fries usually works for me....
• Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Del, age 6...
• Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
  .. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
• Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
  -- On what falling in love is like -- John, age 9...
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys.
  Seems that there are not only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The last girl I made love to, it was not going well.
  Anytime you make love and have to give her the Heimlich maneuver at the same time, it's not a good thing....