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Don't just stand there--scratch my back!
Don't keep a negative attitude, such as "I will not succeed, I will not succeed.
Instead, keep a positive attitude: "I WILL fail. I WILL fail." -- Charles Kurak...
Don't kill the whale.
Don't knock masturbation---it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Alle
Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
-- Kin Hubbard...
Don't laugh... your daughter loves me.
Don't laugh - your daughter might be in here. -- Bumpersticker on old truck
Don't lean on me, man, 'cuz you couldn't get a ticket back from Suffragette City -- David Bowie
Don't learn from other peoples mistakes, it's more fun to go out and make them yourself!
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