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Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
Don't forget, get even.
Don't forget! Large dogs are MUCH harder to kill than little dogs.
Don't forget that "Mother In Law" is an anagram of "Woman Hitler.
Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. -- Woodie Held
...don't forget W.A.S.T.E. in Pynchon's "The Crying of Lot 49".
Don't gamble. Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it 'til it goes up, then sell it.
If it don't go up, don't buy it. -- Will Roge...
Don't gamble with security.
Don't get even, get ahead!
Don't get even... get mad! -- THE KILLING JOKE

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