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Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
-- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
Doctor, doctor, gimme the news. I've got a bad case of loving you.
Doctor, doctor, I dreamt last night that I was a deck of cards.
' 'Sit down there, I'll deal with you soon'...
'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep' 'How do you feel?' 'Very Ba-a-a-a-d.'
Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!
Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
Doctors always over-protect their patients. And Captains always push themselves too hard.
-- Dr. Crusher and Capt. Rachel Garrett, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2...
Doctor, say you're pleased to see her. -- Nyssa, TERMINUS
Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you're not.
-- Rozanne Weissma...
Doctors often prescribe medicines about which they know relatively little for diseases about which they know even a little less, in people about whom they know practically nothing.
It is a real wond...

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