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Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
-- Woody Allen -- Without Feathe...
Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
.. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew.
People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels re...
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. -- Robert Byrne
Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a dangerous experiment.
In the last analysis the welfare of the workers depends on their own private initiative....
Doing gets it done.
Doing good, Disinterested good, is not our trade.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book i, The Sofa, Line 673...
Doing it the hard way is always easier. -- Murphy's Paradox
Doing just the opposite is also a form of imitation -- G. C. Lichtenberg

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