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Dogmatism is puppyism come to its full growth.
DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
This Divine Being in some of his smaller and silkier incarnations takes, in the af...
Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epilogue to the Satires, Dialogue i, Line 136...
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull, Wolfe, lion, horse.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, First Day, Part iii...
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them.
Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off like a flash after another dog...
dogpile: [USENET: prob. fr. mainstream "puppy pile"] v.
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up.
After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself...
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
-- Jerry Seinfeld, "SeinLanguage...
Dogs are trained. People are educated. -- Keith Riley

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