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• Spring is wonderful. It makes you feel young enough to do those things that age and your doctor tell you not to do.
• Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
• INJECTION Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power.
  Just sit very still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you....
• Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
  Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
• The Doctor is ON.
• Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
  I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
• Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
  -- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
• It is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep because if you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is to stand still.
  Maybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female, but there's just no way for us to know it....
• As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.