'Doctor, Doctor, I've Just Swallowed A Sheep' 'How Do You Feel?' 'Very Ba-a-a-a-d.'
'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep'
'How do you feel?'
Spring is wonderful. It makes you feel young enough to do those things that age and your doctor tell you not to do.
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
INJECTION Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power.
Just sit very still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you....
Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
The Doctor is ON.
Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
-- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
It is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep because if you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is to stand still.
Maybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female, but there's just no way for us to know it....
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.