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• Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #19: Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  A: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people....
• Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
• THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• What happened then? He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me.
  Did he kill you? No. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
  By death. And by whose death was it terminated? -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Were you acquainted with the decedent? Yes, sir. Before or after he died?
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able
  for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?...
• Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
  Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words....