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Documentation: Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brando...
Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
documentation:: n. The multiple kilograms of macerated, pounded, steamed, bleached, and pressed trees that accompany most modern software or hardware products (see also {tree-killer}).
Hacke...
Documents should always be dated, listings should never be torn on the outside fold.
Violation is indicative of someone's (programmer's or operator's) inability....
Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitte
Dodge Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
dodgy: adj. Syn. with {flaky}. Preferred outside the U.S. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
DO Divide and Overflow
Does a man speak foolishly?-suffer him gladly, for you are wise.
Does he speak erroneously?-stop such a man's mouth with sound words that cannot be gainsaid....

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