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Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. -- Mary Bly
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
-- real standing law in Oklahoma, United States of America...
Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it.
Whereas you'll...
Dogs, ye have had your day!
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xxii, Line 41...
dogwash: /dog'wosh/ [From a quip in the `urgency' field of a very optional software change request, ca.
1982. It was something like "Urgency: Wash your dog first".] 1. n. A project of minimal ...
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself (I am large, I contain multitudes).
-- Walt Whitman, Song of Myself...
Do I dare disturb the universe? -- T. S. Elio
Do I have a lifestyle yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Do I look absolutely divine and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible?
-- Queenie to Melchett : Potato...

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