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Divorce Assumption: A form of Safety Net-ism, the belief that if a marriage doesn't work out, then there is no problem because partners can simply seek a divorce.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Divorce comes from the old Latin word "divorcerum," meaning "having your genitals torn out through your wallet.
And the judge said, "All the money--and we'll just shorten it to alimony!" -- Robi...
Divorce is painful. There's an easy way to save yourself a lot of trouble.
Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. -- Pat Paulse...
DK Destroy Klingo
DKP Disavow Knowledge of Programme
DK%WMM Disk Unit - Washing Machine Mode
.DLL corrupted. Major bummer. -- WinError #73
DLN Don't Look Now...
DLP Drain Literal Pool
DMA csr=0x%b

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