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Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance and without any visible reason.
-- Lord Chesterfield...
Distrust interested advice. -- Aesop
disusered: adj. [USENET] Said of a person whose account on a computer has been removed, esp.
for cause rather than through normal attrition....
Ditsey Baummortal went duck shooting with old Uncle George Terwilliger.
A flock of ducks flew overhead and Uncle George took a potshot at them and one fell down on the beach--dead....
Divers do it better under pressure.
Divers do it deeper.
Dividing 100 percent responsibility between two people gives each of them ten percent.
-- Hoff's Rule of Responsibility...
DIVINATION, n. The art of nosing out the occult. Divination is of as many kinds as there are fruit-bearing varieties of the flowering dunce and the early fool.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dicti...
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe
Like other charmers, wooing the caress More dazzlingly when daring in full dre...
Divines and dying men may talk of Hell But in my heart her several torments dwell.
-- William Shakespeare...

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