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• 19) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
  --Robin William...
• Item n on Johnny's list of "Things I have Learned
  Never get too attached to a house. -- from the Tonight Show last night "Ah yes, divorce....
• If God intended that the genitals were more important than the brain, he would've put a skull over the genitals.
  What the hell do you care if someone comes over and fools around with you and your genitals?...
• Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. -- Robin William
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
  -- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_...
• Grampa: I think Rudyard Kipling said it best: If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-to
  and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss, yours is the earth is everything that is in it, and, which is more, you'll be a man, my son....
• Subpoena, n.: From the root sub, below, and the Latin poena for male organ or penis.
  Therefore, below the penis or by the balls....
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....