Divorce Comes From The Old Latin Word "divorcerum," Meaning "having Your Genitals Torn Out Through Your Wallet.
Divorce comes from the old Latin word "divorcerum," meaning "having your
genitals torn out through your wallet." And the judge said, "All the
money--and we'll just shorten it to alimony!"
-- Robin Williams
19) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Item n on Johnny's list of "Things I have Learned
Never get too attached to a house. -- from the Tonight Show last night "Ah yes, divorce....
If God intended that the genitals were more important than the brain, he would've put a skull over the genitals.
What the hell do you care if someone comes over and fools around with you and your genitals?...
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. -- Robin William
I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_...
Grampa: I think Rudyard Kipling said it best: If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-to
and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss, yours is the earth is everything that is in it, and, which is more, you'll be a man, my son....
Subpoena, n.: From the root sub, below, and the Latin poena for male organ or penis.
Therefore, below the penis or by the balls....
Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....