Did you know that married men live longer than single men? So, if
you want to die a slow death, get married!!!
-- Dave Maynard
you want to die a slow death, get married!!!
-- Dave Maynard
Related:
- Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Johnny... - If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of
one,
go ahead, get married. -- Katharine... - Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd
be married too.
H. L. Mencken (1880... - Did you know that rain is the sound of angels flushing?
"Married...With... - Here's a question for all you old married men: If you had to
do it all over,
would you be able to get it up again... - Single folks die younger;
married folks,... - You won't find out later that your cucumber
(a) is married,
(b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves your... - Statistics clearly show ... the two happiest groups of people are
married women and single men.
Think about it... - Love is so much better when you are not
married...
