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• Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
  -- Katharine Hepbu...
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Did you know that rain is the sound of angels flushing? -- "Married...With Childre
• Here's a question for all you old married men: If you had to do it all over, would you be able to get it up again.
• Single folks die younger; married folks, slowe
• You won't find out later that your cucumber (a) is married, (b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Statistics clearly show ... the two happiest groups of people are married women and single men.
  Think about it....
• Love is so much better when you are not married.