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Conservatives conserve ... What?
Conservatives define compassion not by the number of people who recieve some kind of government aid but rather by the number of people who no longer need it.
-- Jack Kemp...
Conservatives destroy the Constitution and hide behind the flag.
Conservatives don't sell out, liberals refuse to buy it.
Conservatives: Expert at changing banks into land-holding businesses.
Conservatives: Great at selling our national forests and parkland.
Conservatives interpret the Constitution in a "liberal" way.
Conservatives must be good at something. But what?
Conservative's nightmare: running out of things to make illegal!
Conservatives: Rob the elderly of their Medicare and Social Security.
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