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• Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.
• Conservatives *and* Liberals are Stage I partie
• Conservatives are Right-Wing, Liberals are Wrong-Wing.
• Liberals vote with their hearts, Conservatives vote with their brains.
• Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into trouble.
  Conservatives are better. They never run out on you. -- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo...
• Buy low, sell high.
• Control-Alt-Buy-Sell
• Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators?
  They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door....