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Constipation is the thief of time. Diarrhoea waits for no man.
Construction workers do it higher.
Construction workers lay a better foundation.
Constructive criticism is so rare.
CONSUL, n. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure and office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The De...
Consultancy - The art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence.
Consultant-In-Training
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.
-- MacDonald's Second Law...
Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date.
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