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• Conservatives conserve ... What?
• Conservatives are good with English, but poor at math.
• For there is such a difference between the way men live and the way they ought to live
  hat anybody who abandons what is for what ought to be will learn something that will ruin rather than preserve him, because anyone who determines to act in all circumstances the part of a good man must come to ruin among so many who are not good....
• Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something
  in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones....
• It is really insufficient to be simply good, one must also try to be good for something.
  A deaf husband and a blind wife as sure to be a happy couple. You can almost count on it......
• Conservatives: Because we care.
• Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the conservatives.
• It's the majority of America that Conservatives oppose.
• Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.