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Conserve energy -- make love more slowly.
Conserve water - Ban salted peanuts.
Consider anger as an enemy. -- Ieyasu's maxim
Consideration, like an angel, came And whipped the offending Adam out of him.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act i, Sc. 1...
considered harmful: adj. Edsger W.
Considering my last relationship, I'd rather have the extra rib.
-- Overheard in a coffee bar, man speaking...
Consider nothing as impossible before it has come to pass.
Consider that a divorce.
Consider that I laboured not for myself only, but for all them that seek learning.
-- Old Testament -- Ecclesiasticus xxxiii, 17...
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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