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Consultants tell other how to do it.
Consultant: Unemployed computer expert.
Consult a real expert - Call your mother.
Consultation: Medical term meaning "to share the wealth.
consult guide about alcohol Alcohol, in addition to its familiar enjoyable effects, also helps cushion the shock of matter transference beams.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
consult guide about atomic vector plotter The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
The atomic vector plotter is one of the primary applica...
consult guide about babel fish The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
A mind-bogglingly improbable creature. A babel fish, when placed i...
consult guide about Brownian motion The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
The best randomness generator is simple Brownian motion. Any h...
consult guide about Damogran The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
Damogran is a planet whose surface is mostly water. It is a favorite...
consult guide about Douglas Adams The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

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