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• Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.
• Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone?
  That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save out national forests....
• Our fathers' God, to thee, Author of liberty, To thee I sing
  Long may our land be bright With freedom's holy ligh...
• Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. -- Lewis Mumford
• Children are our most valuable national resource. -- Herbert Hoove
• Word processors, Like hot cakes selling, Correct our typing - and our spelling!
  But that machine we're truly seeking Erases errors, when we're speaking.......
• Protect Japanese forests... clearcut B.C.!!