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Conservative: "Civil rights? What are ya, some kind of commie?
Conservative: "Deficit? Cut school lunch funds!
Conservative Definition of Compassion: I got mine, Jack.
Conservative elephants, Nixon was innocent!
Conservative men believe that women should be barefoot & pregnant.
Conservative, n: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" 1911...
Conservative Nightmare: A Liberal Biblical Scholar.
Conservative, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. -- Leo C. Roste
Conservative, n: Someone who was saying it before Rush Limbaugh.
Conservative: Proof that evolution is not an exact science.
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