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• A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
• Conservative's nightmare: running out of things to make illegal!
• Liberal crap or Conservative crap - it still stinks.
• Liberal joke: funny. Conservative joke: racist bigotry.
• Liberal largesse is limited only by conservative income.
• Label all conservative Christians "radical right." -- Liberal Rule #37
• Liberal crap or Conservative crap - both smell just as bad.
• To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60 is plain idiocy.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• The mind of the scholar, if he would leave it large and liberal, should come in contact with other minds.
  -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882...