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Congressional terms should be ... ten to twenty with no possibility of parole. -- Walt Handelsma
Congress is full of crooks, theives and bandits.
Congress is not the sole suppository of wisdom." -- Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI)
Congress isn't doing it's job... I still have a few dollars left!
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing.
Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees. -- Boris Marshalov...
Congress: Just a few conservatives away from working!
Congressmen do it in the House.
CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Congress, our leaders, voted against a proposal to have a national seven-day waiting period to buy a gun.
I don't want to sound like a Quaker, but when you think about it, is a week a long time to w...
Congress: Prime example of Artificial Intelligence!

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