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• At any one time, thousands of borough councilmen, school board membe
  attorneys, and businessmen, as well as congressmen, senators, and governors, are all dreaming of the White House, but few, if any of them, will make it....
• One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could manufacture personal air bag
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• Do-it Yourself House Kit" by Bill Jerome Holme
• Interior decorators do it all over the house.
• What does Santa do at a house with no chimney?
• Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
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• Bart: Do it again! House: What? Bart: Make the walls bleed.
  House: No! Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see some blood!...