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• One of the very few things a dollar bought in 1950 that it will buy today is one hundred pennies.
  But not to worry, someone is working on doing away with pennies....
• Conservatives are line-bred from *way* back.
• Congress isn't doing it's job... I still have a few dollars left!
• No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
• There was a nuclear war, a few years from now. This, all this, this whole place.
  Gone...Just ... gone....
• A few feet away lie some platinum bars.