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Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life would be like?
... -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard
Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racke
) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence....
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. -- Samuel Johnso
Classic C: /klas'ik C/ [a play on `Coke Classic'] n.
The C programming language as defined in the first edition of {K&R}, with some small additions....
Classified ad: For Sale: Man's suit, perfect fit.
Classified material is considered lost when it cannot be found.
Classified material requires proper storage.
Clathy (adj.) Nervously indecisive about how safely to dispose of a dud lightbulb.
Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.
-- Tom Robbi...

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