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CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
CLERICS do it with their god
Cleveland still lives. God must be dead.
Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day.
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
-- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881) -- Goethe, Edinburgh Review, 1828...
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties. -- Emil Nolde
Climate is a theory. Weather is a condition. -- Oliver Herford
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get. -- Long's note
CLIMBERS do it on rope
Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube There are some things one would rather have done than do.
-- Edward Abbey...

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