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• Classified material requires proper storage.
• Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: The location of all objects cannot be know simultaneously.
  Corollary: If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear....
• Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.
• Lost baby found alive in pumpkin!
• Be careful! Is it classified?
• Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categorie
  hose that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Bake...
• Any statistic that can be found which is interesting can be credited to the fact that this particular statistic is a mistake.
  If it is not a mistake, it is a misprint, and if it is not a misprint, it is unlawful release of classified information....