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• How many NASA managers -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  "That's a known problem... don't worry about it....
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Ten. One to do it, and nine to talk about how gratifying it was without a man....
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  The number's irrelevant, the lightbulb has to want to change........
• Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• DUD Do Until Dead
• How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many Borg -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many censors -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [deleted]
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!