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Civil Libertarian: a Conservative under indictment.
Civil liberties are always safe as long as their exercise doesn't bother anyone.
-- New York Times editorial, 1-3-41...
Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
Civil War Firearms - By Captain Ball
CIZ: Clear If Zero
C Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug.
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
-- Samuel Johnso...
CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears.
There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets....
Clark Kent is a transvestite.

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