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Christmas eve comes one time a year. I'm glad I'm not christmas eve.
Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynne
Christmas: If you don't give, you don't get it.
Christmas is the day that holds time together. -- Alexander Smith
Christmas is when kids tell Santa Claus what they want, and their parents end up paying for it.
A deficit is when adults tell the government what they want, and their kids end up paying for it....
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Christmas tree: n. A kind of RS-232 line tester or breakout box featuring rows of blinking red and green LEDs suggestive of Christmas lights.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Christmas tree packet: n. A packet with every single option set for whatever protocol is in use.
See {kamikaze packet}, {Chernobyl packet}....
Christopher Robin Hood: Steals from the rich, give to the Pooh.
Chromatography: (From Gr. chromo [color] + graphos [writing]) The practice of submitting manuscripts for publication with the original figures drawn in non-reproducing blue ink.
-- The Ul...

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