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Chu P'ing-man spent a thousand in gold and three years learning dragon killing from Hunchback Yi only to learn there was no place for him to practice his art.
CHURCH A church is either (a) a big, generally impressive-looking building where people go to indulge in religious activities, or (b) a rash commonly found on the upper-thigh.
I think it's (b)....
Churchill and Hitler are striving to change the nature of their respective countrymen by forcing and hammering violent methods on them.
Man may be suppressed in this manner but he cannot be changed....
Church of the SubGenius: n.
Ciao .. Adieu .. Hasta luego .. Goodbye .. Aloha ..
CIA spokesman : We can say with some certainty that Noriega was a sadist,a drug-abuser and despot.
Reporter: How do you know so much about him? CIA spokesma...
CIB: Change Important Byte
CIC: Cash In Chip
Cicero called Aristotle a river of flowing gold, and said of Plato's Dialogues, that if Jupiter were to speak, it would be in language like theirs.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Cicero...

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