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• I like to watch, Eve...
• Christmas comes once a year but our friendship is forever.
• You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
  To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...
• One year we had a Christmas brunch with Merry Christmas Mush to munch.
  But I don't think you'd care for such. We didn't like to munch mush much. -- Dr Sue...
• At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
  -- Thomas Tusser (c. 1515-1580) -- The Farmer's Daily Die...
• Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
• I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.
• We three drunks from Omaha are Spending Christmas eve in a car.
  Driving, Drinking, glasses clinking; Who needs a lousy bar? -- Mad Magazine...