Chromatography: (From Gr. Chromo [color] + Graphos [writing]) The Practice Of Submitting Manuscripts For Publication With The Original Figures Drawn In Non-reproducing Blue Ink.

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Chromatography: (From Gr. chromo [color] + graphos [writing]) The
practice of submitting manuscripts for publication
with the original figures drawn in non-reproducing
blue ink.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary

Organic Chemistry: The practice of transmuting vile substances into publications.
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Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.
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Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Exhaustive Methylation: A marathon event in which the participants methylate until they drop from exhaustion.
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Partition Function: The function of a partition is to protect the lab supervisor from shrapnel produced in laboratory explosions.
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Eigen Function: The use to which an eigen is put. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary

Chromatography: (From Gr. Chromo [color] + Graphos [writing]) The Practice Of Submitting Manuscripts For Publication With The Original Figures Drawn In Non-reproducing Blue Ink.

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