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• Never give advice--it will just backfire on you. -- Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous. DON JOHNSON
• What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas?
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?
  here is no answer to be made. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap....