Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument?
Can you handle some PLEASURE?
Can you hear the drums Fernando............(urp)
Can you help me? Are you for my brain...oh, yeah!
Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*?
Can you... imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
Can you imagine a roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth? It's like a martini without the egg
Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate.
... It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment -- the other side of the coin....
Can you imagine, RJR Nabisco is coming out with a tobacco flavored cookie.
. followed of course by a Chocolate flavored filter soft light one hundred cigarette....
Can you imagine Spock picking his nose?

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