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Captain, are we talking about breaking up a family?
Isn't that a rather sentimental attitude about androids?...
Captain, can I see you in your ready room. Its a private matter.
No actually its an urgent one. -- Dr. Crusher, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
'Captain, do ships sink very often?' 'No, just once'
Captain, he needs an attitude adjustment. -- Pulaski about Kolrami, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.
4...
Captain Hook died of jock itch.
Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
Captain, I'm beginning to understand why you Earthmen enjoy gambling.
No matter how carefully one computes the odds of success, there is still a certain exhilaration in the risk....
Captain, I need to kill someone. -- Worf
Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE!
Captain! It's Bob Morgan off starboard bow unlurking.

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